[sdiy] Giga-Ohm Resistors--Where?

[Magnus Danielson]

From: "Theo" <t.hogers at home.nl>
Subject: Re: [sdiy] Giga-Ohm Resistors--Where?
Date: Sun, 7 Sep 2003 21:40:45 +0200

Theo,

> ROTFL

You are? WHY????? Please let me know what the joke is...

> Err, don't think the resistors are that hard to get,
> just cut some plastic tubing to match the resistance.
> But where do you get the 1000000V power supply to run the circuit?

Ehum... we have a power line expert here... (I still expects him to give us a
insiders geek-tour of the big powerfailure earlier this year...)

If you need DC I am sure we could dig up some extraordinary rectifiers or you
need to settle with a Van de Graaf generator...

But that is all beside the point.

> BTW In April of what year where these schematics published? ;)

BTW, My Neumann U87A contains 3 pieces of 1G Ohm resistors - and they really
sit there, I've checked! Did you know that the U87A isn't a 1st of April joke?

I think another box I have have a bunch of Gigaohm range resistors... since it
goes all up to 10^15 Ohm in its resistance measurement capabilities...
This same box is used to ensure that satellites handles NASA requirements,
hospital equipment like electrocardiogram machines don't fry you etc. etc.
It is also used to check qualities of oil...
That box isn't nearly a joke...

So I don't understand why you are rolling around the floor laughing your guts
out...

Cheers,
Magnus - a bit of a joker, but not this time, except for the highvoltage stuff