1) Throw so .wav's up for us to hear
2) Put a song together that uses overdubs of Evolvers
3) Name your recording chain (pre/mixer/a/d/effects used/other synths
used)
4) Name what synths you have and have used to compare it to
5) Write a review
6) Realize it is pointless to fight the inevitable and buy another Evolver
7) Repeat steps 1-6