Yamaha DTXpress/DTXplorer/DTXtreme

That's true. We also now open our shows with the line "Welcome to 
band practice!"
We also now offer a "No Suck Guarantee" on any song we've played more 
than three times.

For the unitiated, one of the bands I play in is "The Johnny Doughnut 
Experience: America's Premiere Garage Band". This band was born about 
a year ago out of an Open Mic night, has never had a rehearsal, and 
has a revolving cast of characters, all with so-called stage names.

www.johnnydoughnut.com