Mellotronists

Hey gang...
I just had fun with this bitch.
I went to my local Honolulu Library (sisn't want to write from home)
and e-mailed her at the address she gave at the bottom of the 
bullshit letter, that basically stated...
"Sorry about the conditions of your tits...
Please send the monies to the following (made up) address, I will 
sign the check back over to the World trade Center survivors fund, 
and will wait to hear from you.
Again...sorry about the loss of your tits...I would have loved to 
have sucked them in their Prime...

God bless you, and may the ( Jezs...I hope I don't go to hell for 
this one)
Lord Jesus stick a crucifix up you late husbands asshole"


I got one of these about 7 months ago...it looks like somebody was 
monitoring our "List".
I was told a recent death from a long (unknown) relative had left 18 
mill in a Nigerian account and it needed claiming within 6 days.
I sent bullshit Bank info (from my closed account in 'Bama) and never 
did get the millions promised.
God would I love to meet the Bastard that may get some poor old fool 
to not see that this is the same as being held up. 
Anyhows...since I went through the same bullshit a few months back...
whoever emails one of our members who is doing this..."FUk yu muddah 
and you sisters son"
I feel better now.
Tronhead





--- In Mellotronists@yahoogroups.com, lsf5275@... wrote:
>
>  
> In a message dated 11/8/2007 5:09:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time,  
> ecclesreinson@... writes:
> 
> Really? and I thought that Frank was so damn fortunate to  have
> received this incredible offer. 
> 
> 
> 
> 
> Me too! It's kinda like Ed McMahon just showed up at my door.  
Nigeria... 
> Who'd have thunk it. That place must be the Land of  Wonder!
>  
> Now this is just incredible: I just got another letter. How  far 
can good 
> luck go? It is odd that a woman is named Clarence,  though.
>  
> Dear Friend,
> 
> Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, 1 am  
> Dr.Clarence Williams, a widow to Late Mr. John Williams  1 
> am  75years old,1 am now a new Christian born 
> again,suffering from long time  cancer of the breast.
> 
> From all indications my condition is really  deteriorating 
> and it's quite obvious that 1 won't live more than two  
> months according to my doctors.
> 
> This is because the cancer stage has  gotten to a  very bad 
> stage.  My late husband was killed  during  the attack at 
> the World Trade Centre at the State on September  11 
> resulting to the Collapse of the building, and during the 
> period of  our marriage we couldn't produce any child. My 
> late husband was very wealthy  and after his death,I 
> inherited all his business and wealth.
> 
> The  doctor has advised me that 1 may not live for more 
> than Three months,so 1  now decided to divide part of this 
> wealth, to contribute to the development  of the church and 
> Mosque in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.
> 
> 1  selected you after visiting the website and 1 prayed 
> over it, 1 am willing  to donate the sum of $7.500,000.00 
> Million US  Dollars(Seven Million  Five Hundred Thousand 
> American Dollars Only) to you for the less  privileged.
> 
> Please 1 want you to note that, this fund is lying in a  
> SECURITY COMPANY over in Nigeria and upon my instruction, 
> you will file  in an application for the claim of the money 
> in your name.
> 
> Lastly, 1  honestly pray that this money when claimed will 
> be used for the said  purpose, because 1 have come to find 
> out that wealth acquisition without God  is vanity upon 
> vanity.
> 
> May the Grace of our Lord and the fellowship  of the Holy 
> Spirit be with you and your family.
> 
> 1 await your urgent  reply.
> 
> Kindly Contact My Personal Assistant and Family Attorney 
> to  put you through and guide you on how to go about the 
> collection of the Fund  on.
> 
> BARRISTER MORRIS GEORGE:  
> morris@...
> 
> Regards
> Dr.Clarence  Williams
> 
> 
> 
> 
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