Mellotronists

The list (so far):

1. P.Diddy (no talent at all)
2. B. Spears (she had her chance)
3. U2
4. Barry Manilow (he has the audacity to put a key change  in EACH SONG, and 
even
      call it music)
5. All rappers...they somehow think that since it rhymes it doesn't need a 
melody, or a
     change of the root note can stay the same cause ut's angry and it be 
kool...but hey!!!...if
     we wait long enough, they wil lall shoot each other outside a gangstah 
club, and I can
     with draw my entry to the "Musician's List"//ccuz they all be gone!!! 
 5b. Addendum to (5): Like the Sopranos character Christopher Moltisanti said 
in one
      episode, "4th grade poetry and a drum machine and every ditsoon thinks 
he's Chairman
      Of The Board".
6. DJs. Who insist that by "mixing" together different songs. (Normally 
rubbish to start
      with) They are themselves worthy of being regarded as musicians.
7. KARAOKE.  The most diabolical invention of mankind, even more than nuclear
      weapons!



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