Mellotronists

> I too, am a proud owner of the award winning 'Dickstrings' and am
> quite fond of creating all time great funeral dirge arrangements with
> them!

If you festoon your Mellotron with party streamers, wear jokey clothes,
put on a red nose and play 'Happy Days Are Here Again' on Dickstrings
then it will still sound like a funeral. And you were to play it at a
funeral then it would become something so utterly miserable that...well,
let's just say this is the reason why Blechta looks the way he does.

A new Systems Theory track is coming out soon. Dance beats in 4/4. Major
chords. Upbeat. Humorous musical quotations. Still sounds like a fucking
lament for the dead.

Tron Wisdom #7: 'You can start in F# Major, but all roads lead back to A
minor'.

Mike Dickson (tron@...) M400 #996
The Official Cynic of Streetly Electronics
Streetly Sample Library http://www.blackcat.demon.co.uk/tron/samples.htm