Mellotronists

In a message dated 2/21/2006 10:33:50 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, TRONBROS  
writes:

Frank, please let me carry on with these chores.  If you ditch  me now there 
will be no more refilling your colostomy bag and dealing  with those stains.  
And that thing you do with a  poodle...............



Those secret seasonal trips to England are now exposed. The mutual pleasure  
we derive from the slosh, slosh, slosh of the bag. The delightful, gentle  
swabbing that you give to me. The use of the poodle for periodic anal dusting. I  
so look forward to Spring!
 
See you soon.
 
me