FW: [AH] Like Superman, We Cut Holes Through Solid Steel...
2000-12-04 by Verschut, Ricardo
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From: Brent A. Busby [mailto:brent@...] Sent: Monday, December 04, 2000 12:43 PM To: analogue@... Subject: [AH] Like Superman, We Cut Holes Through Solid Steel... I have a JP-8 that I've been using for some time now with the MD-8 DCB/MIDI convertor. I also have Encore's JP8MK MIDI upgrade board. Getting the two to become one is going to involve some problems. The electronic part doesn't bother me much. The real problem is that Roland built the darn thing TOO well. I swear, if you shot a gun at a Jupiter-8, the bullet would probably bounce off. It might not even scratch the paint. How does one make holes for the MIDI ports in such a solid instrument without using enough force to create a bomb crater in one's general vicinity? I've emailed Encore before about it, and they said the best way was to use what they called a "hole punch," which I've checked around on and found that it's an expensive machine I'm not likely to get my hands on. Also, it would probably involve taking every single circuit board out of the JP-8 first in order to use one safely, an idea I'm not very fond of either. Encore and Analogics will both do the upgrade for you of course, but it's somewhat expensive, and the worst part is it would involve shipping it to them and back. My JP-8 already survived a trip through UPS once from Georgia with no side-effects. I'm not feeling lucky enough to go to Las Vegas, so I'd really rather not try that twice. Then again, you could use an electric drill, which would involve terrible, chip-loosening amounts of vibration, and metallic shavings flying everywhere and potentially shorting things out if every single one isn't recovered from the area. Not good. Or maybe you could use a hand-augur of the kind used for drilling into wood. It would take forever, and you might wear through several bits trying to get through the thing, but maybe it would work. Or maybe I'll just ask Mr. Chekov if I can check a phaser out of the ship's armoury and cut through cleanly. I'm about out of ideas. Anybody ever put MIDI ports onto a board with a thick skin like this before? --Brent