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[OT] Re: [elektron] Machinedrum as a weapon?

[OT] Re: [elektron] Machinedrum as a weapon?

2002-10-24 by Crackpot

> 2. Targeted Advertising
> "Get $1 off your next purchase of Wheaties," you might
> hear at the supermarket. Take a step to the right, and
> a different voice hawks Crunch Berries. 

ah, finally!  just what we needed!


> 3. Sound Bullets
> Jack the sound level up to 145 decibels, or 50 times
> the human threshold of pain, and an offshoot of
> hypersonic sound technology becomes a nonlethal
> weapon. 

perfect!  that's useful.


> 5. Pointed Messages
> "You're out too far," a lifeguard could yell into his
> hypersonic megaphone, disturbing none of the bathing
> beauties nearby. 

Wow!  that's *my* biggest problem with the beach!


> 6. Discreet Speakerphone
> With its adjustable reach, a hypersonic speakerphone
> wouldn't disturb your cube neighbors. 

has this person ever used a speakerphone?  Listening is
only one half of the process.  Duh...



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