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How remarkably accurate! Thats right on.......except the overweight part, 
actually everyone says I look normal or thin....which unfortunately was 
the foundation upon on which everything was based.  LOL.

> I can tell you I am 5 feet 11 inches and about
>>170 pounds - those numbers don't really describe me very adequately in
>>terms of personality or other things - you know bad habits, etc.
>
>Yes it does: such length & weight means you're a bit on the heavy 
>side, which means you like good food and tend to eat more than you 
>need.  Such behaviour is commonly associated with a pleasure-oriented 
>and superficial lifestyle in which little regard is given to the more 
>contemplative aspects of life.  You probably drive a rather expensive 
>car, and like to go to bed in time and get up late.  You like sex, 
>but don't like the responsibilties that come with a steady 
>relationship.  At the same time however, you'd like for someone to be 
>around you and tend to your needs.  This discrepancy leaves you in a 
>constate state of inner struggle, which in the long run will wear you 
>down, and eventually will make you feel utterly depressed.  As a 
>result of that depressiono, you'll lose your job and house and car, 
>and end up a homeless vagabond, roaming the streets at night.  There 
>you'll finally be able to get rid of the "demons of pleasure" that 
>have hunted you all your life, and find peace in the knowledge that 
>all things material are perishable and temporary.  Having become an 
>old and homeless sage, you'll tell your new-found insights to anyone 
>who will listen.  Still roaming the richer neighbourhoods, you'll run 
>into a wealthy guy who is so touched and impressed by your wisdom, 
>that he'll let you live in his big mansion, and hires a young and 
>good-looking girl who'll tend to all your needs till the end of your 
>days.
>
>See, the description you gave of yourself was pretty revealing and 
>complete, wasn't it?