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On 2/10/04 5:13 PM, "logic-ot@yahoogroups.com" <logic-ot@yahoogroups.com>
wrote:

> Original Message:
>  Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 20:07:26 +0100
>  From: Hendrik Jan Veenstra <h@...>
> Subject: Re: Buying a Mac?
> 
> On a fine day, 11-02-2004, Bill Canty wrote:
>> Hendrik Jan Veenstra wrote:
>>> On a fine day, 10-02-2004, Murray McDowall wrote:
>>> 
>>>> Do you, by chance, have a good translation for  "Veni vidi vici"?
>>> 
>>> I came, I saw, I conquered.
>> 
>> Closely related to: "Veni vidi visa" which means "I came, I saw, I did a
>> bit of shopping" ;-)
> 
> ROTFL !

The following reply is xy rated and is not intended for sensitive eyes...

"Veni, vidi, *&%$#@-i! I came, I saw, I designed web shit..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, gandhi. I came, I saw, I used a pacifier..." - Unanon
"Veni, nixi, pupi. I came, I took no shit from nobody..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, milli. I came, I saw, I was thoroughly modern..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, origami. I came, I saw, I knew when to fold 'em..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, biloxi. I came, I saw, I was backward..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, moxi. I came, I saw, I stepped on Superman's cape..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, fixi. I came, I saw, I beat my jones..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, flexi. I came, I saw, I held a pissing contest..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, fuji. I came, I saw, I erupted..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, icki. I came, I saw, I stepped in it..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, seti. I came. I saw. I listened..." - Unanon
"Veni, veni, veni. I came in buckets..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, vidi. I came, I blinked..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, yeti. I came, I saw, I left a footprint..." - Unanon
"Veni, Vidi, Vila. I came, I saw, I sawed..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, maui. I came, I saw, I got a tan..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, desi. I came, I saw, I had a Ball..." - Unanon
"Veni, seti, wowwi. I came, I listened, I got OFF...!" - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, obi. I came, I saw, I sashayed..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, toni. I came, I saw, I stayed. Permanently..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, mackie. I came, I saw, I mixed..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, vexi. I came, I saw, I left in a huff..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, pedi. I came, I saw, I footed the bill..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, titti. I came, I saw, I hung out..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, filly. I came, I saw, I horsed around..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, meowi. I came, I saw, I caterwauled..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, hicki. I came, I saw, I left my mark..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, oxy. I came, I saw, I was a moron..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, idi. I came, I saw, I dictated..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, sushi. I came, I saw, I ate some pussy..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, tipsi. I came, I saw, I tipped over..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, merci. I came, I saw, I over tipped..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, mini. I came, I saw, I skirted the issue..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, midi. I came, I saw, I played my ass off..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, taxi. I came, I saw, I hacked..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, taxi. I came, I saw, I fared well..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, taxi. I came, I saw, I itemized..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, quasi. I almost got there but never really saw much of
anything..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, picki. I came, I saw, I split hairs..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, podi. I came, I saw, I opened my mouth to change feet..." -
Unanon 
"Veni, vidi, pesci. I came, I saw, I shorted out..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, peski. I came, I saw, I wouldn't go away..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, pepsi. I came, I saw, I stopped doing coke..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, aarpi. I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing there..." -
Unanon 
"Inev, idiv, iciv. I came, I saw, I was dyslexic..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, dixi. I came, I saw, I whistled..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, anus. I came, I saw, I met Rush Limbaugh..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, zucchini. I came, I saw, I got squashed..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, zucchini. I came, I saw, I played squash..." - Unanon
"Veni, ambi, veni. I came, I switched hands, I came again..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, ubangi. I came, I saw, I stuck my neck out..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, muski. I came, I saw, I was incensed..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, opie. I came, I saw, I got cute..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, mexi. I came, I saw, I didn't drink the water..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, maxi. I came, I saw, I stepped all over my dick..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, ouija. I came, I saw, I was bored..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, ouija. I came, I saw, I got aboard..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, epoxi. I came, I saw, I stuck around..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, linguini. I came, I saw, I clammed up..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, waxi. I came, I saw, I slipped up..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, whinni. I came, I saw, I nay-sayed..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, exi. I came, I saw, I paid alimony..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, axmi. I came, I saw, I took questions..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, fuxmi. I came, I saw, I invested in NASDAQ..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, pimpi. I came, I saw, I said 'Ho ho ho'..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, jelli. I came, I saw, I righted a wrong..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, bushi. I came, I saw, I picked my teeth..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, sosumi. I came, I saw, I didn't give a shit..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, digi. I came, I saw, I was 20ms late..." -- Unanon  (RC)
"Veni, vidi, banshi. I came, I saw, I got my period..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, fishi. I came, I saw, I smelled a rat..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, versaci. I came, I saw, I had a gay old time..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, mahi. I came, I saw, I ate half a dolphin..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, vinni. I came, I saw, I stopped by the old neighborhood..." -
Unanon
"Veni, vidi, jimini. I came, I saw, I played some cricket..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, ESPi. I stayed where I was but still saw it all..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, apoplexi. I came, I saw, I calmly discussed the Cuban
situation..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, scsi. I came, I saw, I didn't bathe for a week..." - Unanon
"Verdi, maxi, silli. I composed quite a few venis..." - Unanon..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, verde. I came, I saw, I was envious..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, verdi. I came, I saw, I composed myself..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, buti. I came, I saw, I kicked ass..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, exbuti. I came, I saw, I worked my ass off..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, ooowi. I came, I saw, I played the blues..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, desi. I came, I saw, I had a Ball..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, armani. I came, I saw, I testified in a suit..." - Unanon
"Veni, vidi, foxi. I came, I saw, I went home with her..." - Unanon

"Veni, vidi, eetmi. I came, I saw, I swear if my co***ucking friend in
Longmont, Colorado ever sends me a mot***ucking URL like this again, I'll
tear off his go**amn head and sh*t down his f**king neck..." - Unanon

Veni, veni, veni... (I came, I came, I came...)
"Veni, floozi, voxi. I came in her mouth..."
"Luhki, luhki, mimi. See above..."
- Grinanon 

"Veni, vidi, ---i. I came, I saw, I uh...um...er..." - Blankanon

Chapter II
"Veni, maxi, loco. I came to Miami..." - Unanon

(Who says Ah gotta stick to 'i', huh? C'mon, who?)

"Veni, vidi, lobo. I came, I saw, I cried wolf..." - Unanon

"Veni, vidi, como. I came, I saw, I crooned..." - Unanon

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

AS you can see, a friend of mine had a little too much time on his hands and
simply let this get WAY outa control...  ;)

Best regards,
...z


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