The Logic Off Topic list

>  Try this one: "Why did Charlie Parker have to play so fast? He would 
>have much better control if only slowing down a bit!"  ;)

There are a lot of differences in your analogy. But if he could slow 
down, play it perfect, then speed it back up again during performance I 
think he would do it. Also, he is actually playing and enjoying the vibe. 
When you hit the C key and it plays and arp, you're not following your 
muse, your synth is.