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>> He banned DANCING in clubs

Maybe Guillani should join the Taliban. Sounds like one of their rules. 

The taliban legal system is interesting. Its very efficient at finding 
certain classes of criminals such as men with beards too short, women who 
show their noses or eyes, etc. However, when it comes to mass killings, 
heroin/drug trafficing, toruring prisoners, etc, they seem to turn the 
other bearded cheeck.