MOTM

synth1@... writes:

>>1) The US Mail is setting records for SLOWNESS.<<

That's true.  It took 20 days for my October paycheck to get from California 
to North Carolina.  No Joke.  Previous slow record was 12 days.  So if 
anybody thinks their stuff got lost in the mail you may just have to wait a 
really long time.

I also believe I've contracted the world's first case of Penile Anthrax 
through the mail, so beware.

-Elhardt