MOTM

Paul Schreiber wrote:
>
> Stooge Barlow: Drummers are better musicians than guitar players.
>
I thought a drummer was a guy that hung around with musicians :-).

Q: What happens when a bass player locks his keys in the car?
A: It takes him an hour to get the drummer out.
 
Of course, it wouldn't be fair unless we talk about guitarists
also.

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 50. One to do it and 49 to stand around saying "I can do 
that."

Q: How many modular synthesists does it take to change light
bulb?
A: "Hey, where are the patch cords?"

Tomy