MOTM

Midi sucks.
TCP/IP sucks.
FireWire sucks.
Serial busses suck.
Macs suck.
PCs suck giant !@#$.
Unix sucks.

Gimme a knob.
Gimme a patchcord.
Gimme a jack.
Gimme a CV.
Gimme analog.

Grumpy Moe (at work on a gorgeous Saturday trying to work around a 
crash on our software when run on a customer's weird version of 
Windoze 98 Special Edition that nobody ever heard of, and the QA guy 
can't remember what he did to the test machine to make it work, hence 
we can't replicate the workaround. GRRRR. SNARL.)