MOTM

hello all,
i just found out that Sean Bean is to be the new Dr Who, as he's a local
chap - i'd like to revise my "pushing a dalek down the stairs" erm patch:

*dalek & mates enter The Pheasant*  - (just 50 yards from where i live)
Dr Who: "are you looking at my pint!"
Dalek:"erm, exterminate" (ring modulater thru fan patch - it must be noted
there are no Dr Who fans in the Pheasant)
***loads of banter which i can't be arsed to make up***
CLUNK !!! (Dr Who nuts dalek)
    clunk
        clunk
            clunk
                clunk
                    clunk
                        erm, etc (that's if someone hasn't nicked the daleks
wheels already)

anyway - we found it hilarious in the pub earlier...

cheers
paul b
(now off to hassle Stanley - there's no reason why a sonic screwdriver
shouldn't be made in sheffield)