New addition to FBI most wanted list
2003-04-08 by J. Larry Hendry
Wanted for monopolizing post office window time: Larry (a.k.a. Stooge Larry) Hendry Last seen standing in line at Kokomo post office hiding behind large stack of boxes with no fewer than 4 separate customs forms for international shipping. A local Hoosier reports, "I seen him. I tried to beat him to the door. But, I wasn't quick enough. He took so dang long at the window I was late to my gun club meetin'. Must be something wrong with that boy. He don't wear no John Deer cap." Seriously, all cables have been shipped. Everyone that has not yet, will get a happy mail yet tonight. Stooge (photo now at post office) Larry