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recreational abuse of MOTM bags

recreational abuse of MOTM bags

2000-05-11 by Charles McQuillan Jr.

RE: nefarious uses for MOTM packaging...

You can just imagine the questioning you'll get when the cops see the
labeling on the bags;
"MOTM? What's that, a designer drug?"
"ORGANIC? Where's the hydroponic equipment, boy?"
"NO-CLEAN? Must be the seedless stuff."
"That's sinsemilla, chief."
"Yeah, whatever. Hey, what's that big black thing with all the knobs?
Call in the bomb squad, we got a domestic terrorist on our hands!"
(Not as funny as it sounds; an Aries owner in Canada says he had trouble
at the border one time, they insisted his Aries was military equipment.)

Moral of the story; to make for one less hassle, remove the labels
BEFORE you're busted.
Another tip; paint the MOTM knobs pink, that way they won't take it as a
serious threat.

...wait a minute...that's it! IMac-style polycarbonate MOTM cabinets.
Whadaya say, Paul? Translucent, so you can see the insides, different
flavors, bulletproof in case the bomb squad shows up. You could even
install a color organ that tracked the various modulations! This could
be worth millions! IPO, IPO, IPO...

And now for something completely serious; does anyone know of a way of
downloading the list archive as plaintext a chunk at a time, like in
digest form? I'd like to look over the back issues, but viewing one item
at a time is getting tedious.

Incidently, exposure to lead and aluminum, both legal (in most states),
can also cause brain damage. And some people think contact cleaner is a
good buzz.

to be continued

Chuck

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