recreational abuse of MOTM bags
2000-05-11 by Charles McQuillan Jr.
RE: nefarious uses for MOTM packaging... You can just imagine the questioning you'll get when the cops see the labeling on the bags; "MOTM? What's that, a designer drug?" "ORGANIC? Where's the hydroponic equipment, boy?" "NO-CLEAN? Must be the seedless stuff." "That's sinsemilla, chief." "Yeah, whatever. Hey, what's that big black thing with all the knobs? Call in the bomb squad, we got a domestic terrorist on our hands!" (Not as funny as it sounds; an Aries owner in Canada says he had trouble at the border one time, they insisted his Aries was military equipment.) Moral of the story; to make for one less hassle, remove the labels BEFORE you're busted. Another tip; paint the MOTM knobs pink, that way they won't take it as a serious threat. ...wait a minute...that's it! IMac-style polycarbonate MOTM cabinets. Whadaya say, Paul? Translucent, so you can see the insides, different flavors, bulletproof in case the bomb squad shows up. You could even install a color organ that tracked the various modulations! This could be worth millions! IPO, IPO, IPO... And now for something completely serious; does anyone know of a way of downloading the list archive as plaintext a chunk at a time, like in digest form? I'd like to look over the back issues, but viewing one item at a time is getting tedious. Incidently, exposure to lead and aluminum, both legal (in most states), can also cause brain damage. And some people think contact cleaner is a good buzz. to be continued Chuck