The Mellotron Group

I say you Brits can go and Shove It!  You are a bunch of pansy-ass, half-witted poofs who would not even be here if it was not for us Yanks saving your sorry bottoms from Hitler. We drove you out of our country once, we will do it again!

So I hope you boys are doing well...

By the way, how much do you want for that Mellotron?

(kiss kiss)


(For those who lack a sense of humor, this was posted with a gret deal of tongue in cheek... Some of my best friends are Brits , thank god)

Sent from my iPad

On Aug 27, 2011, at 4:03 AM, <lsf5275@aol.com> wrote:

> Dear Martin
>  
> What is the value? Curious, was it a man or woman who wrote?
>  
> Best regards,
>  
> Yours truly,
>  
> Frank
>  
> In a message dated 8/26/2011 7:26:51 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time, tronbros@aol.com writes:
>  
> Dear All,
> 
> I recieved this message:
> 
> <<What is the dollar value of the Mellotron mkII #***?  I may be interested in purchasing it.>>
> 
> That's it.  Where are the common courtesies of hello, please and thankyou?  I am fucking well fed up with the lack of manners in emails, sadly eminating from the USA in almost every instance.  People want our help but can't couch it with any grace or politeness.  This perso n can get well and truly stuffed.  So, to my esteemed US friends, what do you think?
> 
> Best,
> 
> Martin
> 
> mellotronics.co.uk
> 
> 
>