The Mellotron Group

The Saturday morning "grumpies":
 
First, MySpace (which I do find useful), then FaceBook (kinda on  the 
periphery but has enabled me to contact a few long-lost friends), and now  
Twitter (a big f***ing waste of time considering that I already have my friends'  
direct regular email addresses without having to maneuver through a another  
damned third-party site).
 
Typical Twitter examples:
"Woke up early, had spastic diarrhea, missed work, spent most of  the day 
keeping the porcelain altar warm."
"Barack Obama is a Statist, not a Federalist --  Duh!"
"Farted an real juicy one this morning just as I left the  elevator before 
a bunch of people got on - hilarious."
"I'd sure like the chance to rip out a few of Britney's hair  extentions, 
heh heh."
I can go to one of those banal AOL chat rooms if I want drivel like  this.
 
Wrote a message to a member, hit send, was asked if I  wanted to open or 
save the file.  NO, I WANT TO SEND THE BLOODY  MESSAGE!  I'll be fair and give 
it a month, but I'm beginning to feel more  like a Twatter than a Twitter.
 
You comments on Twitter?
 
Frank 1
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