The Mellotron Group

If you haven't seen this movie, go rent it or get it on pay per view right  
away. This is one of the funniest movies ever and a great salute to rock and  
roll. Even the soundtrack is fantastic.
 
John C. Reilly is a fantastic singer and really hits the mark on this  one.
 
Here are the lyrics to the fine Dyanesque, "Royal Jelly." 
 
Mailboxes drip like lampposts in the twisted birth canal of the  coliseum
Rim job fairy teapots mask the temper tantrum
O' say can you see  'em
Stuffed cabbage is the darling of the Laundromat
'N the sorority  mascot sat with the lumberjack
Pressing passing stinging half synthetic  fabrication of his-- Time
The mouse with the overbite explained how the  rabbits were ensnared
'N the skinny scanty sylph trashed the apothecary  diplomat
Inside the three-eyed monkey within inches of his toaster oven  life


In my mind
I'm half blind
My inner ref
Is mostly  deaf
I'm smell impaired
If you cared
My sense of taste is wasted on the  phosphorescent orange peels of San 
Francisco axe-encrusted frenzy


So  let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Let me touch  you
Where the Ro-yal Jelly gets made


Coleratura singers bringing  weeds and social clingers
Hangers-on and fancy flingers
To the dress  ball
Mushrooms and bowling pins
Stove pipe hats and other things I can't  recall
From Juvenile hall
We're so unlucky and stuff
Woodrow Wilson  never had it so tough
Dairy Queen and Vaseline and Maybelline
Paul Bunyan  and James Dean


Allegory agencies of pre-Raphaelite paganry
And  Shenandoah tapestries
Compared with good mahogany
Collapsing the undying  postcard romance
With feline perspicacity
By the university
That night  I held a paucity
Which you deemed common courtesy
I wasn't what you  thought I'd be
I shouldn't have invited you to dance


In my  tree
I'm halfway free
And in my chair
One quarter there
In my  dream
One-sixteenth cream
In the coffee of the Courtier
Of the  sycophant assistant to the king


So let me touch you
Let me touch  you
Let me touch you
Let me touch you
Where the Ro----yal Jelly gets  made
 
 
What could be better?




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