The Mellotron Group

> A man went to his bank manager and said: 'I'd like to start a small  
> business. How do I go about it?'
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> 'Simple,' said the bank manager. 'Buy a big one and wait.'
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> I tried to get cash from the ATM today but it said "insufficient  
> funds." I don't know if that meant them or me.
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> Q: What's the definition of optimism?
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> A: An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday evening.
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> Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
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> A: A pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
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> Q: What is the difference between an investment banker and a large  
> pizza?
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> A: The pizza can still feed a family of four.
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> Q: What does a hedge fund manager with no fund to manage say?
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> A: Would you like fries with that sir?
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> Q: What is the capital of Iceland?
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> A: About $3.50