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My Dear Maestro Robair,
   Murphy!????
   Outrageous! i declare!
   The impertinence!
   i am much indebted to you sir, for bringing this brazen counterfeit
to my attention. As you know, i have long upheld the honorable
heraldry of Mabuse as a veritable chevron of decency and patriciate
gentility. To have it affronted by the buffoonery of this mountebank
with the dubious Hibernian sobriquet of 'Murphy' is travesty of
sufficient consequence that it demands a rejoinder of the gravest
proportion.
   Forthwith, i shall ferret out this risible impostor and smite him
with an admonishment couched in the most sternly-worded terms possible
and if his perfidy outlasts this redoubtable onslaught i shall give
serious consideration to such immoderate measures as setting upon him
with fisticuffs.
Harrumph!

-dr. alphonse caspar mabuse D.O.A.

PS: just kidding!
thanx for the plug Gino!