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patch sheet: scrambled tofu

garlic --> castiron skillet module, saute input  (adagio, 8 measures)
1 lb tofu --> smooshed using fingers as LPF  (vivace)
1 tsp tumeric, 2 tbl brewers yeast --> saute modulation (sprinkleondo)
tamari to taste --> mixolator (requisite Wiard reference)

backing tracks/pads: whole wheat toast and/or grits.


con gusto!


fluxmonkey




--- In wiardgroup@yahoogroups.com, "drmabuce" <drmabuce@...> wrote:
>
> Dear sirs, (or madams)
>    With all due respect to my august colleagues in woggleness, and
> conceding that it is unseemly to openly contradict so erudite a
> scholar and gentleman as Prof. G. Richter QbE.
>    i must, nevertheless, take issue with the oft-repeated and
> apocryphal accusation that i consider the sound of frying bacon to be
> music. 
>    i hope to lay this spurious myth to rest once and for all. i, and
> all the residents of Mabuse Manor, are vegetarians. At breakfast time
> we tap our feet to sound of frying TOFU.
>    (now THAT's entertainment!)
> 
> -respectfully submitted this sixteenth day of May 2008
> -M.Murphy esq. (aka dr.A.C.Mabuse) sub-vizier 2nd class, loyal order
> of the Wogglebug
>