Yamaha DTXpress/DTXplorer/DTXtreme

--- In DTXpress@yahoogroups.com, "Vernon Graner" <vern@t...> wrote:
> emf said:

> hmmm I dunno... my wife bought me my kit for xmas as a surprise 
(even tho
> I already had a Pearl kit), AND she then bought me a copy of Unreal
> Tournament 2004 (when she saw how much I liked the demo), AND then 
she
> made munchies and snacks and cleaned up the house for my bozo 
friends to
> come over for the LAN party... AND she administers the primary
> Debian/Linux mail server at our office.. She even has her picture on
> ThinkGeek's website:
> 
> http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts/ladies/5e34/action/21048c0/
> 
> And this last weekend, she went to visit my mother-in-law (an 8-hour
> drive to the Rio Grande Valley) and she said, "why don't you stay 
here
> all weekend and relax? I'll take the kids and see you on monday. :)
> 
> A tie maybe?  ;)


That's right. it's a tie. Both families will be awarded the coveted 
Golden Piezo--most recently bestowed on our 1,000th member (ol' 
what's his name). But wait, that's not all. You and your wives have 
also won a trip to Niagara Falls, where you'll ride two barrels down 
the watery slopes (barrels not included). Next (if you're still able 
to walk), you'll set out on the first leg of your hitchhikers' tour 
to Hollywood, Calif, where you'll see numerous celebrities crossing 
the street, going to market, and generally mingling with everyone 
else (celebrities not included). At night, you'll take in the latest 
Ben Stiller comedy at the Burbank multiplex (tickets and 
transportation not included). The next leg is a donkey ride down the 
the Grand Canyon (donkeys and Grand Canyon not included). On your way 
home, you'll see the country from your own windows on a Greyhound Bus 
(tickets available at www.greyhoundbus.com, not included). Once back 
home, you'll find a copy of our home game in a drawer somewhere in 
the basement (Go Fish), which you can play with your friends while 
reminiscing about your adventures. Congratulations Vern and OGD! See 
you on Family Feud.