Yamaha DTXpress/DTXplorer/DTXtreme

Devil: "OGD, go ahead and get another module. It'll be good for you. 
Think of all the fun you'll have programming it."

Angel: "You don't need another module, OGD. In fact you should give 
one or two of the ones you have to some needy drummer in Louisville."

Wife: "No way, Jose'."