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> Charlton HESTON today again ANNOUNCED he suffers from ALZHEIMERS !Male Cheauvenist HOG justsayyes@... wrote:
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> Reply-To: "Rick Reed
> [RICKREEDENTERPRISES]"
> 
> Subject: Loyal Listener Club Mail:
> Feedback
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> Delivered-To: justsayyes@...
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> To:
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> I have to tell you this story before I
> forward it on to The National Enquirer
> and tons of fun countless
> others...somewhere down the road.
> 
> The Subj Title:
> 
> "At The Age of 50, I finally had to
> purchase my very first National Enquirer
> because..."
> 
> The cover only.
> 
> O.J. Simpson is on the cover in a
> collage of photos to sell the story that
> could or could not be for real, not that
> it matters, but the absurdity of it all
> is what sells the magazine to people who
> keep it in business since they are
> gullible enough to buy the IDEA behind
> the grouped photos.
> 
> He looks like he has just scored a shot
> playing basketball.
> 
> His arms out in the air, and a maniacal
> look on his face showing he is pleased.
> 
> There is a copy of a Dade County police
> Report, peice of one that just
> identifies the city, not his name or
> anyone else's...then the little girl is
> in another boxed shot fixed just so that
> she is looking right at DAD...with this
> pitiful look underneath which is the
> quote "YOU killed mommy"...you should
> hear MY impression of her...weeee...
> 
> The story is about OJ attacking her.
> 
> No matter.
> 
> I used to do a similar job..COVERS...
> and just really appreciated this cover
> as I couldn't have done better.
> 
> I framed it for my home for visitors who
> are accustomed to my continually
> upgrading the Rick Reed Museum with
> moving art peives of such.
> 
> But the greatest reward for the cash I
> spent was INSIDE the covers...dealing
> with George Clooney's joke on The Golden
> Globes (or some dumb awards show):
> 
> "CHARLTON HESTON announced again today
> that he is suffering from Alzhiemers."
> 
> There was a story in there that relly
> made Heston look better than Clooney as
> he showed the example of love through
> forgivness which is admirable of a man I
> have known.
> 
> Of course I know more about Heston than
> he knows about me...so far.
> 
> I first met him in NYC at the Dick
> Cavett Theatre where he, Yvette Mimeuxm
> and his stunt man Yakima Canute were
> interviewing with Dick for their film
> SHYJACKED...James Brolin did not appear.
> 
> I have a lonnng Yvette Story that will
> burn your ears when you beg me.
> 
> She dumped me.
> 
> I was only 18....had balls since birth.
> 
> Anyway, I stuck out,as I was bald, 18,
> in a goofy Donald Duck uniform in the
> Coast Guard.
> 
> I ran into Heston two more times that
> night and must have stuck out again, as
> the third time he looked awfully
> disturbed, and as the limo drove of, he
> never took his eyes off of me, like I
> was some stalker.
> 
> I was as suprised to see him as he was
> to see me.
> 
> There were just a few of us there.
> 
> At the last Acadamy Awards, days
> afterwards, they had the unveiling of
> Ray Bradbury's STAR on the Walk of Fame
> on Hollywood Blvd.
> 
> My 12th Grade English teacher, Gladys
> Ellis can tell you that I gave an ORAL
> bookreport...always...though only one a
> year was required.
> 
> I gave it on Farenheit 451 because I
> thought it was importnat to get the kids
> to know about it, take an interest in
> it.
> 
> A written report would hbve been too
> personal and just between me and AUNT
> GLADYS.
> 
> SO, HANGING OUT AT THE KODAK THEATRE day
> in and day out... THAT DAY OF THE
> CEREMONY FOR RAY, I FORGOT THE TIME, AND
> HEADED FOR THE HOLLYWOOD LIBRARY TO DO
> STUFF LIKE THIS...TORMENT/ENLighten the
> universe(s).
> 
> I pass by Ray's ceremonies JUST as they
> BEGIN.
> 
> The "Honory" MAyor introduces the
> speakers, and Heston is one of them.
> 
> I do not get along with the honory mayor
> as he mispronounced Rodney Dangerfield's
> name weeks ago, called him
> Roger...(asshole).
> 
> I gave Rodney my Jesus Joke as he is
> Jewish.
> 
> The Mayor....uuugh!
> 
> He has burnt out.
> 
> How embarassing for all of us there.
> 
> I hung around for days till they
> finished with Dangerfields' star, and
> after hosing it down, was the first
> person to stand on it.
> 
> It made the workers mad as they had to
> put a seal on it for all time.
> 
> Soooo I am sealed in the star with
> rodney I guess.
> 
> Anyway, the Mayor announces the guest
> speakers and all AT Ray's ceremonies,
> and all is quiet till he mentions
> Hestons' name, and I scream at the top
> of my lungs "WHOOOOOOAAAHHHHH".
> 
> HESTON graciously bows...as HE is now
> the STAR..not ray whats-his-name.
> 
> Then, they all take turns speaking and
> when he is introduced to speak..I do it
> again at hearing his name, but longer
> and louder.
> 
> This time, he is even more gracious,
> bows deeper, does that thing with his
> right finger at his forehead, twirlling
> it away from him as he bows.
> 
> After all has spoken, the mayor thanks
> them all, name by name and the third
> time I hear his name I really really let
> one out...Bigtime.
> 
> HESTON, this time...is looking over the
> crowd evil eyed...sneaky as heck,
> flipperd out.
> 
> I leave.
> 
> Now.. about George Clooney's
> comment..."Charlton Heston announced
> today again that he is suffering from
> ALZHEIMERS."..I have this to say...
> 
> Aunt Gladys said, and it is on my resume:
> 
> "It amazes me after thirty years still
> how you turn every tragedy into an
> adventure, a learning experience and are
> happy to brag about it."
> 
> I go further to say: "If you are NOT
> responsible for it, can't do anything
> about it, laugh."
> 
> But....Geroge ONLY told on himslef
> afterwards in the National Enquirer
> follow-up interview when he made the
> mistake of saying that Heston, as Head
> of the NRA deserved anything anyone said
> about him.
> 
> He showed he was ignorant there.
> 
> Heston is NOT responsible for GUNS or
> weapons.
> 
> Clooney, if he had a brain at all, would
> be,...should be now, the first one to
> ThankGod that we are a nation where
> there IS SOMEONE who IS in charge.
> 
> Imagine where we would be without Heston
> or SOMEONE in that position.
> 
> Clooney would not want to leave his
> closet without Heston's position filled.
> 
> I hope I don't have to bother you
> again...it was just such a funny story,
> NYC years ago, Hollywood this last
> time,( I may go back in March) then this
> magazine I bought.
> 
> I could barely stand up in line when I
> got it...Piggly Wiggly...laughed till I
> cried.
> 
> Had to share it with you first.
> 
> Miss your broadcasts.
> 
> The Dream Date thing is beyond measure
> in embarassment, but this IS Memphis.
> 
> God Bless....
> 
> Rick REED
> c/o:
> Rick Reed Enterprises
> Suite 2
> 180 Clark Place
> Memphis, TN 38104
> 
> RickReedRashRiotResume:
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> 
> I intend to run for City Mayor of
> Memphis this year (my 3rd time ) if Willie doesn't.
> 
> RxR
> Choo! Chooo!
> 
> INTOLERANCE IS JUST IGNORANCE TO SUCH A
> GREAT MEASURE
> THAT IT AMOUNTS TO INNOCENCE. SO..you
> are O.K.
> ByeGOOD!
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> Share intelligence with anyone and you suddenly become a hermit. Most people remain content with ignorance that stems from pain and fear of having to use their brain for the very first time. "This is all I know, Rick REED. This is ALL I know." My response: "It is ALL you will have, then."
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