Apple Logic Pro /LogicExpress Discussion

I'm writing this with tears in my eyes,I came down here to United Kingdom for a short vacation and I was mugged at gun point last night,at the park of the hotel where I lodged all cash,credit cards and cell were stolen off me, thank God I have My life and passport.
I've been to the embassy and the Police here but they're not helping issues at all,they asked me to wait for 3weeks but I can't wait till then. Our flight leaves in less than few hours from now and I'm are having problems settling the hotel bills.
The hotel manager won't let me leave until i settle the hotel bills.i'm freaked out at the moment,I'm so embarrassed to have to ask you for money, but you're the only one I could think of that could come up with what I need,well all I need is just $1,350 and Let me know if you are willing to help..
Adrian Borcea 
Adrian Borcea 
Adrian Borcea 

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Maybe someone in the Tea Party could help, seeing as they won't be paying
any tax :-0