AETHERPHON, global theremin family

Kevin:

With your electronics acumen, I think it'd be a small matter to solve 
the problem in the most high-tech way -- STEP ONE: wire a fourescent 
light to the front of the E-Pro so that it gives off a nice blue glow 
AND ATTRACTS the insects -- STEP TWO: Run a good electric current 
through both antennae and you have the world's first

THEREMIN BUG ZAPPER