Elektron Musical Instruments

im just posting this to give props to all the homies whos presets 
made it to the current os. They are all tight as a virgin's 
you-know-what.(sorry to get all sexist and offensive, shows whats on 
my mind, sorry females) i was just playing around with them last 
night and i must say im impressed. im even more impressed with the 
monomachine and its future now than when i was using my own simple 
little stupid hip hoppy pathes. i found myself laughing out loud by 
self, something that doesnt happen with so called factory presets on 
other synths,. This puppy can get as complex or as simple as you want 
to get, and i want to marry it.  I was gonna submit my own presets 
but after listening to yall's i have to go back the drawing board so 
i dont get embarassed...
...damn.... its all about the parameter locks. 
also props to elektron for making something fresh and unique. and 
thats saying something. alls it gots to say is that the monomachine 
is way way tits. Did I mention it looks hot too? (no more 
personification, i promise)

i have one question for those who made the presets: how long have you 
had your monomachines? personally ive had it for only like a few 
weeks, but whatever.

once again props to everyone involved.
thats it.
back to regularly scheduled programing.

zebra.