Elektron Musical Instruments

I think everyone should stop buying sidstations until after I buy 
mine. I want a SS but I recently got the chance to buy a Virus B for 
only two thirds the usual price, so now my credit card is maxxed out 
and I can't afford to buy a SS for the next month or two.

Of course I thought to myself "no need to worry, look there are over
a 
hundred left" but nooOOooo, the chip counter seems to be going down 
faster than Whitehouse interns. One day it's over a hundred, then the 
next in the nineties, then the eighties, and now the seventies. At 
this rate I'll never get one unless someone knows of a New Zealand or 
Australian distributor that I can contact.

You're all a bunch of mean bastards. So there.