EXS 24 Logic Sampler Users Group

Hiya, 

> > *** Legal Disclaimer ***
> Now this is one motherf... of a disclaimer. It's really funny and 
the 
> sharing attitude is worthy of great respect.
>

As of this moment forward anything I post to my exs page has the 
following condition attached:

I require one of the following as payment for use of my intellectual 
property:

1) A 16 year old virgin human woman without a gag reflex
OR
2) A Gnome (living)
OR
3) 142 blue skittles
OR
4) A humourous anecdote to be posted to lotus@...
OR
5) For you to phone my stupid c*nt of a neightbour, who is having me 
evicted because APPARENTLY a 200 watt sub woofer is anti social at 
2am when trying to do a mix, and to ask if Alfonse has done the 
laundry yet. I'll supply the phone number upon request.
OR
6) A credit on an album.
OR Finally... 
7) Some samples/sounds in return.
 
James

 
> Kind regards,
> 
> Soren Riis-Vestergaard