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This beautiful little message was written by the esteemed Mike Cover. I 
thought it was toward me at first by the title, but it looks like its 
directed toward Mark Enduser. Nonetheless its a witty and tenderly 
heartfelt message, based on the fact that someone mistyped the word 
"friends" by interchanging the i and r. Based on that slip of the finger, 
Mr. Cover, if he is not under cover, was able to extrapolate one's sexual 
orientation and had some clever words of advice.

>YOU ARE A REAL FAIRY...you gave it away by spelling friends 
>"firends"...which is what all the gay guys on Fire Island call each other. 
> You should suffer with a gun barrell to your brain, my faggot-one!  Take 
>your queer brothers and "feel" someone elses pain.
>It's typical that we should vote for "the right people"...those are the 
>ones that will push for our sweet gay rights and gag government subsidies. 
> How sweet!  How touching that you "feel"...and your friends "feel"...just 
>backup to that hole in the wall and the guy on the other side will make 
>you feel even more "loving" to all the retards in the world.  Are you a 
>consultant to the Irish Gay Movement? Do the hecklers make you 
>nervous...I'm sure your children (?) don't understand all the violence in 
>the world.  Tch, Tch!
>-Grandaddy Vet

>  ----- Original Message ----- 
>  From: Mark at Enduser 
...
>  your emotions. I dont know if anyone you knew personally or even friends of
>  friends were injured or killed on Sept 11 but I can understand that
>  Americans are frightened and confused right now as all in the Western (so
>  called first) world are. All of us have to examine our lifestyles and learn
>  how they impact on our neighbours in this small world. Like they say - 'If
>  you are not part of the solution you are part of the problem' , we all have
>  to accept that that is true and start becoming proactive in making this
>  world a better place to live in. Vote for the right people, pressurise
>  politicians, educate yourself, your firends and most important your
>  children. If we start now then maybe our great-great-great-great
>  grandchildren might be able to live in a world where there is less
>  suffering.