The Logic Off Topic list

Can someone direct me to a good list of female certified electronic 
engineers speciallizing in multi-stage computer chip architecture using 
xrays for silicon etching? I want to send the following message :

Hi there gals
I'm just a guy, and I don't know the difference between AC and DC....I 
just flick the switch and the lights go on, but can you explain what the 
difference is between a double inverted bridge circuit and a phase offset 
suspension circuit? I have an assignment in a class I'm taking, and its 
really too much trouble for me to read a book. But I'm working really 
hard to show that men can do just as good as women, so please do my work 
for me.

thanks so much 

Gregs XXXX 000000 kiss and hugs, wink wink wink 

PS - I hope none of you mean PMSing women out there will dare to complain.