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>>LOL. Why? To transfer Greg to the Music Faculty? ;-).

Hey, I completed all of the upper division courses in music theory that 
were required of a music major - just for fun while I was teaching at the 
local university. If could just remember a few of those difficult 
concepts .... you know ... white keys/black keys... major/minor 
......ascending/descending pitches.... double 
bass/bassoon/baritone/bathwater....its so confusing

>No. I concluded that there is obviously something wrong with his keyboard
>and apparently it is causing him extreme distess. I was simply going to ask
>his boss to get him a new one before he gave in to some anti-social impulse
>or other.

Thanks for your concern Murray. Yeah, I was having some trouble with some 
sticking keys. Can you send me over $50 for a new one please. You're such 
a dear! XXXXX OOOOOOO. Its so cool you're not cranky like the other bad 
men on the list.