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>>>This Jap pop sounds so bad its funny. Could you post a real audio so we can
>>>all have a good laugh (or cry) :-)
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>>Interesting request in light of the topic but I will see what I can
>>dig up for you.
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>Do you know the title/group name of such a "project"? I'd love to have a
>listen myself as well. :-)

No you wouldn't.


BUT:  Just to let everyone know; it is not that I am forgetting this 
request, it's just I am just procrastinating feverishly.  Contact 
with that stuff often causes an uncomfortable rash in unreachable 
places.  On the nights after prolonged exposure I find myself waking 
from somnambulistic excursions in the garden trying to scratch the 
after images off of my eardrums with a broken twigs.

I missed an opportunity last night to catch a rather ripe specimen of 
the SmapXSmap sound from their weekly television show.  My girlfriend 
was watching it and, even though she is a Japanese woman, and 
therefore has the incredibly high bullshit threshold that is an 
indigenous trait, even she couldn't stand yesterday's episode and had 
to switch it off because it causing her pubic hairs to go straight.

So it may take a week or so but I should soon be able to share the 
torment of the SmapXSmap with all of you lucky people.  Next monday 
night will find me at the ready with my video tape in the VCR.

Have faith soon you too will suffer.

Retch and roll forever.


>Your descriptions really sounded hilarious, and we don't have any
>japanese music at all over here.

Well actually you do.  There are also absolutely wonderful Japanese 
artists and some that are not exactly Japanese but make Japan Their 
base.

My good friends eX-girl have just embarked on their 2002 European 
tour.  Although they look and speak remarkably like three Japanese 
girls (and that is always a good thing) eX-Girl are not actually from 
Japan but are from the planet Kero-Kero where there is music but 
there are no musical instruments.  They have been on earth for about 
for years and within three months of arriving here and picking up 
musical instruments for the first time they were out doing the club 
circuit.  Their albums are available in Japan Europe and the US.

They are more fun than a barrel full of rubber crutches and are truly 
a must see.

There may be more details about their exact whereabouts on their 
website http://0505.net/ex-girl/.  If you are interested you'd better 
check it out fast though because their tour has already begun.