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It's telling your favorite Thai
> whore who says she is planning to retire that she is betraying you
> her customer.

Oh you old softy Dennis!!!
  Now I am not a habitue of thai whores Dennis and I may possibly have
missed a sublime experience there but surely mate it's more like wandering
down to your favourite knocking shop to find out it's been taken over by
some Multinational Pimpany who say you gotta join the club at twice the
market
rate for clubs of that sort ,and then pay the young lady also, oh and by the
way
we are shortly going to have the best bar in town but not just yet ..now do
you want a root or not.... if not piss off  !
             If you get my drift
                                              Cheers mate
                                                  Paul


               "There's been a disturbance in the force"
                                            Alec Guiness