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>   It's telling your favorite Thai
>>  whore who says she is planning to retire that she is betraying you
>>  her customer.
>
>Oh you old softy Dennis!!!
>   Now I am not a habitue of thai whores Dennis and I may possibly have
>missed a sublime experience there but surely mate it's more like wandering
>down to your favourite knocking shop to find out it's been taken over by
>some Multinational Pimpany who say you gotta join the club at twice the market
>rate for clubs of that sort

No it turns out to be exactly the market rate far clubs of that 
particular quality.  Some of her customers were just used to the 
others so they didn't know.  Any way she was spreading herself a 
little too thin and she discovered  that she could not only get a 
nice bonus but also provide a higher quality of service to a 
clientelle willing to pay for more comfortable surroundings for her 
to provide it in. So she is willing to work for the old clients in 
the old place for a while to come but she will not be taking on any 
new customers in the old joint.


>,and then pay the young lady also,

Actually the young lady was so happy about her new digs that she 
agreed to let you have the first one free just for old time sake and 
still in spite of her kindness she has to endure your abuse.



>  oh and by the way
>we are shortly going to have the best bar in town but not just yet ..now do
>you want a root or not.... if not piss off  !

Actually the bouncer said no such thing and it is just because he is 
a nice guy that he doesn't sue you for libel.  What he said was you 
are welcome to come now or come later and to take your time and go on 
enjoying what she is continuing to give which is not only just as 
good but is actually even better than it ever was.

>              If you get my drift

Yes I get your drift, your drift is off target and out to sea.