The Logic Off Topic list

On Monday, October 21, 2002, at 07:01  AM, logic-ot@yahoogroups.com 
wrote:
> Re: No Moderation
>
> Hey everyone loves a good insult. For example, who hasn't got mad at 
> Dennis
> or HJ a time or two and given or received an insult? However, there 
> have been
> some really sick individuals who have gone crazy and acted like they 
> were
> going to stalk someone and kill them. I know because Joeri showed me 
> some
> messages directed toward me which were not allowed to go through to 
> the L-OT
> list. I think that level of harassment is inappropriate. But the 
> occasional
> calling someone a wanker or whatever, is no big deal.

I never got mad at HJ, but who hasn't shared words with Dennis.  This 
is true.  One is bound to cross swords with Dennis given to 
opportunity.  Sooner or later, "ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.  
Aha, your sword is not match for blade you swine"..."Aha, I beg to 
differ you cad"...and a back it.  Yet, I think it is really starting to 
become the initiation process for the LUG.  "If you haven't cross 
swords with Dennis the Nemesis, than you are not a true Logic User 
yet."  But, I certainly didn't mind...I find him rather amusing.  At 
least he has his own set of balls...that is something that I can 
respect.

Yet, I do feel in favor of NO Censorship of the OT list.  However I did 
think the last issue just got a tad out hand.  I just feel at this 
point the "conflict" issue is misinterpreted by all, especially if 
positioned with bias.  I don't agree with any biased statements with 
regards to the issue of the "conflict", because I don't agree with 
either party...I think they are both stupid and immature wankers...LOL. 
  My feeling are this:

a.  My hateful side of me says:  Nuke the fuck out of all them, and the 
utter the words, "fight over that mother fucker...ain't that pretty, 
you're all fucking dead."

b.  But my loving side says:  Stop fighting, now.  Make a peaceful 
compromise and rational resolution that make everyone content to move 
on with their lives.

Now...which side would you prefer I acted on?

If one said "b" is the answer...then one assumes to have answered 
correctly...but then it goes with out saying...That...

The same should be expected of all of us.

Now, Aside from that, insults can be fun.  If one puts in the right 
light.  Who are we, if can't laugh at ourselves?

Hey, I called the Admins here the "mothers of prevention", doesn't mean 
that I don't value them.  I was just jabbing at the rather large list 
of mods on the list.  Since really it only used to be one person as the 
mod.

Now, one shouldn't take that to heart or be hurt by that...it is just a 
freakin' list.  Hey, I like a good insult.  It reminds me that we all 
have some integrity still left in our testicles [or ovaries].  Though 
being totally rude is off base.  But, One thing is to be Politically 
correct and the other to be Overtly Politically Correct to the point of 
being anal.
But, I like crafty insults...like:

"Hey, pay attention to what I wrote...I know it hard when you have ADD, 
but try harder...I wrote..."

Or one I really like is:
"Hmmm, the problem is not with the computer, the problem really seems 
to be between the chair and the screen."

Sorry, but I find it amusing...if you don't think that is funny, your 
lying and secretly when nobodies watching, you tune in to watch 
MadTV...In other words, a closet masturbator.  Have you ever asked a 
woman, "hey do you masturbate".  And they tell you things like "oh no, 
I don't do that...that's disgusting"...yeah right...bullshit.  Go her 
bathroom, look in her shower, if it has a removable shower head...she's 
tickling something once in while, especially if it is set to pulsate.

So, I find a good insult amusing.  Hey, we do it all the time.  If we 
don't then we are vulnerable to the concept of just exploding outward 
with regards to pent up aggression.  In other words if we don't release 
our anger or frustration, then we are effectively choking it all 
inside, which often lead to serious health problems.  Mind over matter 
works both ways.  You know the orgasm is a release as well.  And sex 
can often be the cure to a stressful day.  The orgasm is a release.  
Without release, you don't have transitions.  It is not about getting 
even, it is about getting mad at the moment when your mad.  The truest 
form of not caring is total indifference, lack of compassion and lack 
of empathy.  Those are the true demons.  Which seems a far more 
prevalent concept when dealing with the "conflict".  When one gets mad, 
it then passes onto something else, a transition to understanding.  
But, when one lacks empathy, then they effectively make no 
transitions...which seems largely the case when dealing with the 
"conflict".  A serious lack of empathy.

So, insults are okay in my book...so long as they are crafty and witty. 
  I don't mind be ridden once in while at my expense.  But it should be 
crafty.

Ever notice how phallic bullets and bombs look?

In other words...Everybody in the world needs to toss off more often.  
That way, we are less prone to tossing off insults, bullets and bombs 
at one another.  Sharon and Arafat need yank their puds...a little "oh 
yeaaahh....ahhhhhhh"... before going to discuss issues at summit 
meetings.  Yet, Bush Jr. needs to be sticking it in a bush too.  
Really, I think it should be requirement while in office to be sexually 
actively, otherwise a limp dick leader is prone to causing problems.  
Creating a whole new outlook on the JFK and Clinton administrations.  
Sounds like we need to incorporate a new job opportunity with the job 
title that reads "White House Fluffer".  Most qualified 
applicant...Monica Lewinsky.  Perhaps I have made this offensive 
enough...but truth be known, we are all getting a little too uptight in 
this world.  We need to all loosen up a bit.  Because this is the end 
result of people being to much of this or being to much of that.  The 
pendulum has to stop swinging from side to side, and placed right at 
the middle.  That way history won't allow us to repeat the same 
mistakes.

Just think, in world of tossing off...slippery floors, but happy people.
Giving new meaning to signs like "Please Watch you step", "Caution: 
Slippery when wet" or "Please curb you dog".

Completely OT, has anyone seen the new Jack in the Box commercial.
Two guys in an elevator, the elevator has a Jack in the Box drive 
through box installed in it.  Now one guy seems to be holding a batch 
of flowers.  The other guy seems to be going somewhere.  The Box then 
says "Women...you can't live without women...ay?"  The guy with flowers 
says..."Yeah".  Then a slight pause...then the box breaks silence with 
"Just like .99 cent taco's...you just can't live without .99 cent 
taco's".  The other guy starts busting out in laughter.  Think about 
it...kind of funny to see someone get away with concepts like these.

One can be brazen with subtleties.

Peace,
Alexis