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And finally...

The small village I used to live in had a policeman called Mr Penny (a
copper) and the guy who ran the post office was called Mr stamp.

When I was really small (about 7) I lived in Cyprus (my dad was in the RAF)
and there was a grocery deliver bloke called Aristotle. I asked my mum one
day, Mum, what time is Mr Stottle coming? (I thought his name was Harry
Stottle). Ahhh bless!