MOTM

In a message dated 5/4/2000 7:18:48 PM, thudson@... writes:

>Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
>A: 50. One to do it and 49 to stand around saying "I can do 
>that."


I never get tired of that one!
BTW, I can do that too!

>Q: How many modular synthesists does it take to change light
>bulb?


Better yet, how many MOTM listers does it take? 
Let's see: one to ask, "Does it have a reversing attenuator?" Another to ask, 
"Can we get blinking LEDs?" Another to say, "But John this would be so cool! 
It's normalized so that everything goes everywhere, but when you insert a 
plug, nothing goes nowhere!" Yet another to ask, "Is this a vocoder?" And 
another to mention, "Werner Meyer-Eppler used light bulbs as well!" And 
another, "Iggy Pop used to eat light bulbs I think." Further, "Is it 
programed in C?" "Will the source code be available?" "Hey! Where's the 
sequencer?" "Quantizer! Quantizer! Quantizer!" "What? No VC sustain?"

And I'm just getting started! C'mon Shemp! Throw some exclamation marks my 
way!
John (always suspicious when I receive an e-mail with "I LOVE YOU" in the 
subject line) Barlow