MOTM

Too late.  I already took his advice for putting weed in it.  Here are the
results:

Dandelions--the yellow flowers turned purple in the MOTM bags
Foxtail--turned into beaver tail
Poison Ivy--turned into English Ivy, but was three times itchier
Clover--at first they had 4 leaves, then 7, then thousands
Field Bindweed--smelled like steak and onions after being in the bag only 10
seconds
Crabgrass--tasted just like Maine soft-shelled crabs
Mallow--turned into melted marshmallow from a s'mora
Purslane--was able to cover my bald spot with it after removing from the
magic bag
Sheperd's Purse--turned into kangaroo's pouch
Downy Brome--its purple flowers turned to wheat flower
Sandbur--turned into a ferret

Moral--beware of Paul's Magic Bags(r)

Shemp
"Your personal guide to MOTM alchemy!"

> BTW, someone mentioned putting "weed" in these bags. While that
> reference is
> clearly Stooge protected material (they're movin into out turf
> guys!) there
> are good reasons not to do that.
> 1) It's illegal!
> 2) It damages short term memory.
> 3) Electronic components contain all kinds of bad stuff like
> solvents, oils,
> and other chemicals and lead -- which you probably don't want to
> be ingesting.
> 4) It damages short term memory.