Welcome back, Jack! Did Clay tell you about the beer thing? We're having this get-together and the new guy has to...
...be sodomised by a horse.
It's a Canadian tradition. Don't worry about it. Rick had to do it and he's perfectly okay. Well. Moderately.
You say that your 'new' Tron has a 'weather-worn' finish? How bad? I actually find that 'been around the block' look quite appealing.
Which brings as back to Rick.
Mike