The Mellotron Group

Nic!
 
 
In a message dated 5/22/2010 7:55:12 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time,  
nic@toti.org.uk writes:

 
 
 
Dear Sir,

On Behalf of Birotronics Ltd

At 22:43 22/05/2010,  lsf5275@aol.At 22:43 2



Yes folks,  it's true. Although I have yet to contact Dave Biro, I have 
been planning  this announcement for nearly five minutes. The new machine is 
going to look  just like a Birotron B 90, only I plan on calling it the 
Byrotron B  90D.

It may have escaped your notice but it is  generally unwise to reveal 
plans, schemes and proposals for a new invention in  such an open environment. I 
must therefore inform you that as I write a Trade  Mark application is being 
submitted to the relevant authorities for the name  Byrotron B90D. This 
application has been carefully drafted over a long period  of 3 minutes and is 
to be submitted on the formal paper napkin as all the  finest applications 
are made.

However we admire your entrepreneurship  and would be willing to reach a 
settlement over the use of the name.



It will look  just like a Birotron B 90 only it will be only 4 inches 
thick. It will only  play back Birotron samples and will retail for around  
$150.00.

For a modest increase in the retail cost I am  sure all parties can reach 
an amicable and profitable outcome.

We look  forward to hearing from you

N Lewis
Shyster, Robemm and Scarper,  Solicitors

P.S. Can I have a pre-production demo machine to show to a  pal of mine, 
Rick?