Modules ... Fit the First
2004-03-17 by moosetication
Having ranted fit to bust, I have a few thoughts to share. I shall start with modules. (Before anyone has a hissy fit about my subsequent being Intel and Microsoft-centric, don't bother. I don't care. I will not debate the technical merits of the outpourings of Bill's minions. I have my views, none of which you can infer from my remarks here, and I'm sure you have yours. And if yours are in the negative, I'm sure I will give a damn about them just as soon as whatever you worship has more than a tiny fraction of the marketplace.) The year, in case Roland, Yamaha, ddrum, and any other company out there hasn't noticed, is 2004. Two thousand and four. Twenty-three years after the invention of the personal computer. Thirteen years after Bill and another handful of people who look like they did all their clothes shopping on a single trip to Target in 1972 ripped off Apple and launched a thing called Windows. Nine years after Windows finally sprang a decent user interface. So why, oh why, are these companies, who employ some remarkable smart people, producing drum modue user interfaces that would embarass a calculator? My mobile phone has a better user interface. Hell, MOTOROLA produces better user interfaces and what they know about human-computer interface design could be written in 144-point Gill Sans on an airmail stamp. It's pathetic. It's embarassing. And why are they continuing to design dedicated hardware? Why go to all the trouble of designing and fabricating what are effectively pathetically underpowered singe-board PCs with processing capability that can be comfortably outclassed by my washing machine? Andy Groves, his minions, and the endless hordes of his customers (PC makers) do it in their sleep, all day, every day. Basic PCs now cost pennies to make. Their form factors are tiny. They have shedloads of memory, blisteringly fast processors, 32-bit sound, sensible MIDI implementations, 32-bit colour, and fixed and removable storage. Hell, you can get a DVD drive for pocket change. And they support a user interface that 93% of anyone who has used a personal computer can understand. Why in this god-forsaken galaxy do we NOT have drum modules that are basically PCs? With colour, graphical interfaces, touchscreens, CD drives, USB ports, networking, firewire? And then spend ALL of their time writing decent software, and providing decent sounds, all on CD or DVD? Stewart