Bc2000 (for the BCF2000 & BCR2000)

Well I think you're right about the mismatch of techies/musicians. Then 
again I can imagine the frustration of the OP especially since Ableton 
Live does show a preset for the BCR2000! It's ridiculous or at the least 
false advertising if that stuff doesn't work. Like I have posted before 
I have yet to set up my BCR with Live as I have been using Sonar (which 
was a breeze setting up with ACT control) but this topic makes me 
anxious already ;)

What surprises me though, is that this is the only dedicated group in 
the world for the BCR/BCF and I can't imagine there is no one that uses 
the BCR with Live and thus being able to provide a template. I agree 
that problem-solving on a specified level as you suggests is more 
productive but -although not that profound- I think the OP's underlying 
heartfelt question is just 'HELP, give me a template!' ;) And I'm sure 
there are many (amongst myself) that would be very gratefull for that..