The Logic Off Topic list

HK wrote:
> Re: No Moderation
>
> Thoughts from the mind of Jeremy Martin, 22-10-2002:
>
>> Err, umm.. I hope this doesn't mean I have to start masturbating too
>
> Ahwmygod... are you *that* young -- that you haven't even *started*
> yet...??? And _you_ have to moderate _us_, old wankers?  Gosh...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well now, we'll have to get him, his first top three, Playboy, 
Penthouse, and Hustler.

Then we have to put them down, discreetly on the coffee table, let him 
sneek away with them, and then we pretend they never existed.

The hard lesson to learn on that, is to keep pages from sticking.

>> I wonder if this means eventually Dennis will come to love me too?
>
> I'm sure Dennis loves us all.  He just at times has a peculiar way of
> showing it :-)

Yeah he does...otherwise he would left a long time ago.

> Ahw, the new Penthouse just arrived... Ah, ahhhh....  
> aaaaarrrrhhhhhh..........

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One finds a loving friend with Mary Thumb and her four friends.  Though 
I have tendency to want to use both hand, which really hampers turning 
the pages.

Peace,
Alexis