Hi All, Thought I'd contribute a lighter post to the discourse. ------------------ ANNOUNCING THIS FABULOUS NEW RELEASE FROM "SOUNDS LIKE I'VE HEARD THIS BEFORE, INC." The latest CD-ROM collection for all major formats: Hugely Disappointing Sounds!!! Volume XX Includes 400 loop grooves with names like Super Phat, Killer Hip Hop, Killer Hip Hop 2, Ultra Rave, DJ Srectacular, Triple X Ambience, but all sound like an obscure drum machine from 1980 programmed by a brain damaged chimpanzee!!! 200 Amazing Drum Hits that were taken from a drunken street performer, recorded on the corner of St. Laurent and Ste. Catherine!!! read what the critics are saying: Sublime Oboe - "...like a wino retching through a kazoo..." - Electronic Musician Perfect Cello - "Sounds exactly like the Sublime Oboe" - Synthesizer Magazine Heavenly Harp - "Rusty bed springs with the mic in a toilet bowl" - Keyboard 21st Century Orchestral HIts - "Flushing a toilet with the mic inside, with some weird harp playing in the distance" - CD-Rom.com Martin Vintage Ac. Guitar - "...what piece-of-shit mic did they use?" Guitar Player 3 CD set comes complete with detailed liner notes from other companies' CDs!! Buy before July 1st and pay only $1,000 USD!!!! (Will crash certain computers. See details in liner notes) go to http://www.hearditbefore.fu.com -- Eli Krantzberg Nightshift Orchestra / Almat Productions http://www.nightshiftorchestra.com
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2002-05-11 by Eli Krantzberg